Terms of Service

1. SERVICE DESCRIPTION

Bias & Associates provides a satirical, algorithmic arbitration engine that renders non-binding directives on low-stakes decisions. The Service is provided for entertainment and novelty purposes only and does not constitute legal, medical, financial, or professional advice.

2. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS

By accessing or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you do not agree, you may not use the Service.

3. NO LIABILITY

The Firm, its associates, and its affiliates assume no responsibility for any outcome resulting from following or ignoring a directive. All decisions are made at your sole discretion and risk. The Firm's stated 'blame absorption' is a satirical conceit and carries no legal force.

4. ACCOUNT ACCESS

You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account credentials and for all activity under your account. Retained subscriptions grant continued access to the engine at the prevailing terms until cancelled.

5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

All content, directives, transcripts, and branding generated by or for the Service remain the property of Bias & Associates. You may not reproduce, redistribute, or commercially exploit Service output without written consent.

6. MODIFICATIONS

The Firm reserves the right to modify or discontinue the Service and these Terms at any time. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance of the revised Terms.